sonja morgan home
Oh Sonja Morgan.
With your public displays of drunkenness, boy toy collection, and Bobbsey Twin escapades with Ramona, it’s a shock that you live such a life of luxury.
Well, being married into the J.P. Morgan family certainly helps.
Toaster oven sonja morgan home
The 51-year-old has modeled, promoted, designed, and more, heck she even created a toaster oven. It’s no wonder she’s burnt out.
Nonetheless, the Real Housewife lives large in an Upper East Side townhouse which she was almost booted from after her divorce proceedings.
Poofy pets sonja morgan home
Luckily, as per the Daily News, she, her slew of who-knows-what-they-learn interns and poofy pets can stay put in the 5-story, 5-bedroom place.
A place that makes the majority of Manhattanites feeling like we’ve just been hit with Aviva’s prosthetic leg as we squeeze into our studios.
Here’s what the multi-million dollar pad’s got hiding behind the lifestyle-guru’s closed doors.
First and foremost, as per The Daily News, back in 1998, the Morgans paid $9.1 for the 4,500-square-foot townhouse.
4,500 foot cozy sonja morgan home
The home has a cozy fireplace, a spa, a gym, and cedar closets, perfect for keeping Sonja’s clothing line free of pesky moths.
The master bedroom is fit for a queen (which Sonja likely considers herself) with tons of space and a large window and balcony overlooking her swanky street.
Sonja can wash all her Housewives worries away in a master bathroom large enough to house a family of four comfortably, with old world touches and a vanity to keep Sonja’s look in check.
Cougar friendly sonja morgan home
She has huge walk-in closets to store all her fancy fashions to wear on evenings out with the ladies or while cougar hunting for barely legal lads.
Celebuzz reports a gourmet kitchen (perfect for toasting bread), a fancy dining room to host dinner parties, a library, and a second kitchenette!
This bitch must be hungry.
High priced art sonja morgan home
The living area is big and comfy with plush sofas, high-priced art, and Oriental rugs.
Outdoors, Sonja’s got a private patio space with lush greenery and privacy from the bustling NYC sound.
Too bad she’s the one making all the noise.
Take a look at more of this haute home and pretend you’re the next RHONY.
Photos courtesy of MLS from Celebuzz.